The Reason for Her Absence...In the Hospital
Ms Saratee apologizes to all her readers for her week long absence- She was admitted to the hospital earlier this week and if all test come back negative, the doctor said she will be released tomorrow- I can tell you all are very worried and are wondering what has happened-Apparently, Ms Saratee has suffered some serious complications from her "healthy lifestyle" change- The drastic change to her diet had Saratee hearing voices, which appeared to be her stomach making very odd rumbling & gurgling noises- It appears her previous daily diet of heart shaped Wendy's chicken nuggets and 2 doubled whiskey cokes were easier on her body than the new daily diet of tuna on a bagel, small salad with light dressing, strawberry yogurt, string cheese, celery & carrots sticks, and 60 ounces of water- And if that wasn't enough change, her 2 sessions a week of a 30 minute cardio on the treadmill at the highest incline no less, seems to have put all..... ALL her muscles into spasms (especially her hamstrings and left neck/ shoulder muscles) She is resting peacefully now- She has her Vicodin and a small flask of brandy- You can send her your well wishes- She will be up in running yet again on the treadmill at the highest incline very soon-
posted by Ms SaraTee @ 10:51 AM
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