All Done In Here
These two together equals DANGER- Danger of pissing your pants more than once- My good friends Les and Paulette- Les is actually my non-blood related brother- More people (not photographed) were there as many drinks were consumed and very good food was gobbled up And somehow we began plotting a movie pilot- I don't remember a lot of detail except it will most likely be rated X because we all have our minds in the gutter- Paulette has the best stories of her childhood and she tells them so matter of factually it makes you double over- Just to give you a small taste- She grew up in a small fishing town on the UP (Upper Michigan peninsula) She and her best girlfriends would purposefully dress alike in black leggings, white shirts and a red hankerchief or scarf on their head or around their necks- They were The Cigarettes and the red scarf meant the cigarette was lit- Somewhat like the "Pinkies" in the movie Grease (my next Halloween costume- "Saratee, what are you?? a potato? Chunk of mud?"-" Nope, I am a Cuban Cigar"{you thought I was going to say a piece of shit, didn't you?) She and her schoolmates, The Cigarettes found a way to get into the sewer systems- While they told their parents they were sleeping over at each others houses- These little 9 year old girls, flashlights in hand, explored their town through the sewers- They knew how to get into the all the public government buildings and the high school and some local businesses- One time they were inside a local bar- They weren't drinking but just Pretending to act as if they were at a bar- Because little girls only pretend- It was very early in the morning and the owner came in- Probably because someone called him to say they saw flashlights inside when it was supposed to be closed- These little 9 year old girls go screaming into the bathroom and sit in there awhile trying to figure out how they were going to get outside- The all came out brushing off their hands and saying "All done in here" like they were the cleaning crew-
posted by Ms SaraTee @ 5:30 PM
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What a funny story!
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