8.31.2008

The Best is Yet to Come





I firmly believe my life went into the crapper 8 years ago.......It has been a trickling of bad luck after bad luck through out these last eight years......I have waded through the rough waters of depression and loss of hope only to hold my breath and dream of the day when he would leave the White House. And the world would start rotating correctly. I knew he was a liar long before he got elected and I knew our country would begin to crumble because he is Evil. Guess what? I only have 2 more months of waiting until the new deal is finalized and then another 4 months until we can get back into the swing of things. I will tell you less than 8 months ago I really didn't care if it was Obama, Clinton, or even McCain. Just so EVIL and EVIL II were looong gone! When I began warming up to the new guys and gals. I fell for Hillary. Why? You ask- Because I wanted her husband back in the White House. I don't care if he was and is a womanizer. Guess What? MOST MEN ARE. But during 'those' 8 years of my life, it was full of joy and bliss!! Seriously! Just recently when it has been narrowed down to these last two........ I am DAMN excited that I have Barack on my team. He is an honoree Sassafrass! Go Team Go! Go Team Go!

8.24.2008

Photobooths Rule!


8.15.2008

This Landed Inches from my Bare Feet



8.05.2008

Rest In Peace (My first and hopefully my last victim)

Have you done it? Have you run over a living breathing thing....a small cute fuzzy animal? That never meant you any harm and was minding its own business?



I ran over a squirrel.



I have never killed a living, breathing thing before. I am that weirdo who will put a spider in a jar and bring it outside to release it, instead of smashing it to a pulp. I am basically too superstitious about my Karma. I saw the little bugger dart in front of my car. He (or she) had plenty of time to complete the dash across the street. But for whatever reason I believe he (or she) backtracked and that is when I got em. Tha Thump Thump. I SCREAMED. I was the only person in the car but I covered my mouth because my scream was so loud. In my rear view mirror, I saw the victim collapse. The tears welled in my eyes and I started to sob uncontrollably. I quickly pulled my car over and got out to investigate the aftermath of my criminal action. He (or she) laid there motionless and helpless. I went back to my car and popped the trunk to find my emergency collapsible snow shovel. I ran towards the victim and scooped him (or her) up. I ran back to my car with my heart racing and the tears streaming down my cheeks. I gingerly placed my victim in the backseat. I needed to get him (or her) to the nearest vet. Moments later, I pulled into the small cramped parking lot and went to the backseat of my car to retrieve my victim. I carried the small smashed body towards the door. A woman and her large brown dog were exiting the building and saw me with my victim. She gave me a sympathetic look, thinking I was carrying a small dying family pet. But then her sympathetic look quickly turned surprised and confused when she realized it was roadkill. I had never killed anything. I couldn't drive away. I got to the counter and the receptionist gave me the same sympathetic look until she realized i was carrying roadkill. She didn't say anything and summoned a tall slender man. He also began with a sympathetic look that quickly turned blank. He could see how I was so upset and quickly ushered me into a small room. He smiled and took the emergency snow shovel from my trembling hands and said very calmly



"Sorry to say he (or she) is gone. It appears it was a quick and probably a horrific death. I hope this isn't going to mess up your Karma. Your Screwed"

8.03.2008

I Think I See Jesus in the Hood of My Car




SOME ASSHOLE JUMPED ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR DURING THE NIGHT!! AND THE CITY OF SAINT PAUL DOESN'T TAKE VANDALISM CALLS ON SUNDAY!! I AM SOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW~ I COULD JUST PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!

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